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COMIC RELIEF

                                          THE  COMIC  SIDE  OF  LIFE

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                            Here are some signs of middle aging.
 
       When you have to ask your grown children when are
the grandkids birthdays, year after year.
 
       When you are found  in  a  Walmart dressing  room
screaming on the floor as you try to fit your size 16 butt
into a size 14 jeans.
 
        Your children know you cannot out run them anymore.
 
        When your boobs get lost in your pants.
 
        Your arms get tired when holding up your curling iron.
 
        When you insist turning down the tv to save on eletric.
 
        You look in the mirror  and  see your mother's face
staring back at you.
 
         When you look at your toenails and they look
like they should belong to a alligator.
 
         You put on make up and it starts to disappear as
you are putting it on.
 
         When you have more veins in your legs then dust
bunnies under your bed.
 
         When  you  have  to squint while reading a large
print book.
 
         Blaming your pet for the wet spot on the couch
right after you just got done coughing your head off.
 
        Remembering  ways  that  will  help  you  remember
what  you  are  trying to  remember  in  the first place.
 
        Forgetting where you parked at in a parking lot.
 
        Asking what year it is.
 
       Still  looking  for  that  little  white  sock  that  you
lost  in  the  laundry  two  years  ago.
 
 
 
 

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            Keeping  the  humor  in  a  relation  is  very  important.
Who  wants  to  grow  old  and  crabby?  Not  me  !!  I  will
always  keep  my  sense  of  humor  and  still  throw  in  a
good  punch  line  for  a  joke.  I  might  be  slower  but  I  will
still  get  it  in  there.  I  have  lived  my  whole  life  being
goofy  and  always  making  people  laugh. 
 
           Yes  I  do  it  for  attention,  but  sometimes  it's  mostly
to  make  people  realize  that  no  matter  how  unhappy
you  are  or  how  old  you  are  you  can   still  laugh  at
the  things  you  do  and  say.  If  I  can  bring   a  smile  to
someone's  face  I  will  do  so.  It  gives  me  joy  to  let
other's  know  that  comedy  if  forever  be  in  my  heart.
 
        Comedy  is  the  life  of  our  souls,  it  keeps  us  happy,
alert,   and  it  keeps  our  minds  young  and  active.   It
lets  us  know  that   we  can  act  like  a  kid  and  still  do
goofy  things.
 
       Some  people  call  me  nuts,  Some say  I  act  like  a  child
 Other's  don't  know  what  to  think  about  me,
but  they  all  say  one  thing,  that  I  can  always  make  them
laugh  and  they  all  enjoy  it.  I  will  never  change  my
self  or  my  humor.  For  it  is  a  part  of  me  that  needs
no  change.
 
   
 
 
 
         
 
 
          
  
 
 
 
        

BECOME  A  WOMEN  WHO  CAN  BREATH,
REMOVE  YOURSELF  FROM  BENEATH THE LEAVES.
YOUR  LIFE  IS  IMPORTANT  IN  EVERY  WAY,
LIVE  YOUR  LIFE  IN  A  HAPPY  WAY.
DON'T  WAIT  FOR  TOMORROW,  DO  IT  TODAY.
 

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